I have no idea why I needed to do this so much. In a way I blame
mmagoo6 from Ravelry and in another way I just blame insomnia, complete boredom with the endless rows of stockingette in my ballet camisole and generally stupidity.
So...ON-ON people. Need something to mop your brow at the wet check, need to wipe down your beer at the drink stop, looking for the perfect way to say "Screw You" to your favourite Grand Master? Maybe this is just what your Spiritual Advisor is looking for to cleanse the foreheads of the newly christened and what hash tart should wash with anything less?
Yarn: Something cotton or cotton blend in a DK or worsted weight
Needles: 4mm
Gauge: Get over yourself, it is a cloth!
Notions: Darning Needle
On-on!
CO 40 sts
Row 1: (k1, p1) repeat to end
Row 2: (p1, k1) repeat to end
Row 3: Repeat row 1
Row 4: Repeat row 2
Row 5: k1, p1, k37, p1
Row 6: p1, k1, p14, k9, p14, k1
Row 7: k1, p1, k12, p11, k14, p1
Row 8: p1, k1, p12, k13, p12, k1
Row 9: k1, p1, k10, p15, k12, p1
Row 10: p1, k1, p11, k15, p11, k1
Row 11: k1, p1, k10, p15, k12, p1
Row 12: p1, k1, p11, k15, p11, k1
Row 13: k1, p1, k10, p15, k12, p1
Row 14: p1, k1, p11, k15, p11, k1
Row 15: k1, p1, k10, p15, k12, p1
Row 16: p1, k1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p4, k14, p4, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1
Row 17: k1, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k4, p14, k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p1
Row 18: p1, k1, p1, k2, p1, k3, p4, k13, p5, k2, p1, k3, p2, k1
Row 19: k1, p1, k1, p3, k1, p2, k5, p12, k5, p3, k1, p2, k2, p1
Row 20: p1, k1, p1, k6, p5, k11, p6, k6, p2, k1
Row 21: k1, p1, k1, p2, k1, p3, k6, p11, k5, p2, k1, p3, k2, p1
Row 22: p1, k1, p1, k3, p1, k2, p5, k11, p6, k3, p1, k2, p2, k1
Row 23: k1, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k5, p13, k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p1
Row 24: p1, k1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p4, k14, p4, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1
Row 25: k1, p1, k10, p16, k11, p1
Row 26: p1, k1, p3, k2, p4, k18, p4, k2, p4, k1
Row 27: k1, p1, k2, p4, k2, p20, k2, p4, k3. p1
Row 28: p1, k1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p1, k20, p1, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1
Wet check - best grab a beer!
Row 29: k1, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p20, k1, p2, k2, p2, k2, p1
Row 30: p1, k1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p1, k20, p1, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1
Row 31: k1, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p20, k1, p2, k2, p2, k2, p1
Row 32: p1, k1, p1, k2, p2, k2, p1, k20, p1, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1
Row 33: k1, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p20, k1, p2, k2, p2, k2, p1
Row 34: p1, k1, p2, k4, p2, k20, p2, k4, p3, k1
Row 35: k1, p1, k3, p2, k3, p20, k3, p2, k4, p1
Hash Check - stand up, wander around aimlessly and wait for the slow bastards to catch up
Row 36: p1, k1, p8, k20, p9, k1
Row 37: k1, p1, k8, p20, k9, p1
Row 38: p1, k1, p9, p18, p10, k1
Row 39: k1, p1, k10, p16, k11, p1
Row 40: p1, k1, p11, k13, p13, k1
Row 41: k1, p1, k9, p2, k15, p1, k10, p1
Row 42: p1, k1, p8, k3, p2, k1, p3, k1, p3, k1, p2, k4, p9, k1
Row 43: k1, p1, k8, p4, k1, p3, k1, p3, k1, p3, k1, p3, k9, p1
Row 44: p1, k1, p9, k1, p2, k3, p1, k3, p1, k3, p1, k4, p9, k1
Row 45: k1, p1, k8, p4, k1, p3, k1, p3, k1, p3, k2, p1, k10, p1
Row 46: p1, k1, p17, k1, p3, k1, p2, k4, p9, k1
Row 47: k1, p1, k8, p4, k25, p1
Row 48: p1, k1, p24, k4, p9, k1
Row 49: k1, p1, k8, p4, k25, p1
Row 50: p1, k1, p25, k2, p10, k1
Row 51: k1, p1, k37, p1
Row 52: (p1, k1) repeat to end
Row 53: (k1, p1) repeat to end
Row 54: Repeat row 52
Row 55: Repeat row 53
Bind off and add hanger if desired.
On-after
I resisted the temptation for an on-back or any false trail. ;)
Now. Would anyone care to screw the pattern?
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